henriqueadam: if i hate your team, i hate your team. dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous. i just hate your team.
hitlersbreastmilk: IF CATS COULD TALK THEY WOULD PROBABLY ACT LIKE REALLY JUDGEMENTAL SOUTHERN BELLE MOMS WHO HATE THEIR KIDS
gossipgran: i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
jaredhower: i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much
When all of skinny/pretty friends keep talking...
whatshouldwecallme: And I’m just sitting there like,
sluttyoliveoil: haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
How I feel when I show up to most social events
countfrankula: depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today. honestly beautiful hahah
dyeric: let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers.
catswithbenefits: i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are ‘It might have been.’– Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle (via your-blue-mind)
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
fuckwooper: money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
cybersleepover: if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
sshame: i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
When a professor says they don't give A's
whatshouldbetchescallme: *insert joke about how much furman sucks here*
muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings