What a Joker

slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:42:17 -0400

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:16:55 -0400

ellendegeneres: Prince Harry and I had a great time at...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:11:10 -0400

ellendegeneres:

Prince Harry and I had a great time at Disneyland.

iliffe: hey look its mumford and sons

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:25:50 -0400

iliffe:

hey look its mumford and sons

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:23:13 -0400

jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:22:13 -0400

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:20:01 -0400

hurricanegilbert: if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:19:07 -0400

hurricanegilbert:

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier

My actual life everyone Yes.

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:18:43 -0400

My actual life everyone

Yes.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:15:57 -0400

krabwatch: finally an option that fits me

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:11:59 -0400

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:10:21 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:06:09 -0400

When you get a text from someone who walked out of you life.

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:41:27 -0400

You sit there, stare at the screen debating whether or not you should reply. You know you shouldn’t because well they walked out of your life so you wouldn’t want anything to to with them. But you can’t help but be curious on why they sent you a text in the first place or what is it that they want. So you don’t know what to do. Should you reply or just ignore it?

nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:12:30 -0400

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:53:18 -0400

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

thegoddamazon: zaichik: heinekenrana: OH MY GOD I NEED...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:03:12 -0400

thegoddamazon:

zaichik:

heinekenrana:

OH MY GOD I NEED THIS

Need this so bad you do not even know.

-circa: I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:23:38 -0400

-circa:

I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.

Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:16:05 -0400

Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.

Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it

Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.

Never again do anything you don’t want to do.

justasmalltowngirlfromnc: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: linkisin...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:22:46 -0400

justasmalltowngirlfromnc:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

linkisinthesoul:

starfleetgrad:

Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.

#can we talk about sassy Hercules in the first gif?

This looks familiar huh?